November 18, 2011
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Ode To Hillary
Cool
So cool for a sixty-year old
And you'll be really cool in January 2009
When you put your hand on the Holy Book
And smile your plastic smile at Judge Roberts
And then take charge... oh yes take charge...
Take charge of us all...
You've left it all behind... all behind...
You'll be washed clean because they forgave you
When they punched in your name in that booth...
Sure they read all about you on Googleland and still
They forgave you for all the scams and double-dealing...
Forgave you for "FilegateFBI"... and all those people on your hit list...
Forgave you for representing BOTH sides in that Whitewater scam
And selling out your pals Jimmie and Susan McDougal...
(How did you manage that?...)
They forgave you for the"Secret Death" of your 'friend' Vincent Foster
Even though forensics suggested a more sinister outcome...
And they envied you when you managed to conjure $1000 into $100,000
In just a few weeks in a questionable commodity trade!...
(We didn't know you were such a great trader!...)
And they forgave you for that last-day pardon
For fugitive billionaire crook Marc Rich
Who renounced America for Israeli and Swiss passports
How much did his ex-wife REALLY contribute to Bill's library?...
They forgave you too for your friendship with that Arkansas hustler
Jackson Stephens and the billions vanished in that BCCI bank bust...
And what about your CIA pal drug lord Barry Seal?
Flying illegal munitions from the Mena Ark airport for the Contras in Nicaragua
And flying back with loads of illegal white powder?...
And how much are you REALLY paid as a Walmart board member?...
It's all there on Googleland!...
Oh we could go on and on...
But you were forgiven because you are so so cool...
And it's about time we had a woman president*...
God Save America!...
*Written during the 2008 campaign… I don’t know…
Maybe we might have been better off if she had won…
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Fascinating stuff.
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